How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Border Collie

Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Rottweiler

Make me!

Labrador

Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?

Dachshund

You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Malamute

Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier

I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls.

Greyhound

It isn't moving. Who cares?

Cocker Spaniel

Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Mastiff

Screw it yourself! I'm not afraid of the dark...

Doberman

While it's out, I'll just take a nap on the couch.

Boxer

Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Pointer

I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!

Chihuahua

Yo quiero Taco Bulb?

Australian Shepherd

First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Westie

Dogs do not change light bulbs -- people change light bulbs. I am not one of THEM so the question is, how long before I can expect my light again?

Poodle

I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Golden Retriever

The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?

Old English Sheep dog

Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

Basset Hound

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...