How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Border Collie:
Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Rottweiler:
Make me!
Lab:
Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?
Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Malamute:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls.
Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Mastiff:
Screw it yourself! I'm not afraid of the dark...
Doberman:
While it's out, I'll just take a nap on the couch.
Boxer:
Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb?
Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Westie:
Dogs do not change light bulbs -- people change light bulbs. I am not one of THEM so the question is, how long before I can expect my light again?
Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
Old English Sheep dog:
Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Basset Hound:
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
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