How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Border Collie
Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Make me!

Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?

You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls.

It isn't moving. Who cares?

Cocker Spaniel
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Screw it yourself! I'm not afraid of the dark...

While it's out, I'll just take a nap on the couch.

Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!

Yo quiero Taco Bulb?

Australian Shepherd
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Dogs do not change light bulbs -- people change light bulbs. I am not one of THEM so the question is, how long before I can expect my light again?

I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Golden Retriever
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?

Old English Sheep dog
Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

Basset Hound